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Hello, my name is Cloyster! I am one of the original 151 Pokémon, and I am also the evolved form of Shellder! On another note, I would like to say that it is very hard to type when you don't have any hands OR fingers.

Anyways, enjoy my page!!!

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Dick Tracy Says: (Mar 11th 2009, 4:48PM)

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I'm amazed that you can even type at all!

BlazingDarkrai Says: (Mar 10th 2009, 2:13PM)

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Yo.

PaniPony999 Says: (Feb 5th 2009, 2:59AM)

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i bet it is hard for you to type without hands and fingers
you have my pity cloyster =(
and you are one of the coolest of the original 151

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 14th 2009, 8:06PM)

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Your the biggest failure that will never see the light of competitive battling because water types SUCK at Physical Defence.

I'll just keep me'Steelix or me'Golem for that job...

Cloyster Says: (Jan 16th 2009, 12:20PM)

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But you see, I am one of those rare water-types that actually HAVE a high defence stat.

Besides, Steelix and Golem are the worst choices against me. Water/Ice type, remember?

So, yeah, you fail.

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 16th 2009, 11:00PM)

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Yeah but Water types fit a team for the sake of Special Defense and Special Attack (Gyarados being the exception)

Your just the little "backup" trainers have in their boxes in case they need a different and less effective Defense Tank

Cloyster Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 2:12AM)

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bah

Not really, it's just that too many of you faggots are using legendary or tier Pokemon.

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 2:46AM)

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Dude, you don't take Middle or Low Tier to a competition...

It's High only, no Legendaries either (That includes fucking Wobbuffet)

Cloyster Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 2:49PM)

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Any talentless loser can take a high tier into a competition.

If you can take a low/middle tier into battle AND WIN, you are a winrar.

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 5:31PM)

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Now, that just make you lucky enough that you got a critical hit right before getting owned

Cloyster Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 8:55PM)

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By what? You're Steelix? Pffft, loser.

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 9:05PM)

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Not needed, I can destroy you with mostly anything I bother to train (Sunny Beam Houndoom = TERROR!)

Cloyster Says: (Jan 18th 2009, 7:50PM)

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You always seem to pick the wrong choices. Sorry, but I am afraid I'm going to have to fuck you prepeatedly with my many spines until your asshole bleeds. After you die of massive blood loss, I'm going to call over seven male necrophiliacs that will ram there cocks into every hole in your body possible. I am then going to ask someone to take pictures of the necrophilia pictures and post them on The Stile Project, so confused and insecure goth kids can happily fap to this hardcore deadpr0n.

Mortis Drakul Noctem Says: (Jan 18th 2009, 9:48PM)

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xP

Getting annoyed over the whole being UU Tier?

Cloyster Says: (Jan 18th 2009, 7:52PM)

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Yes, and I do mean TAKE PICTURES of the PICTURES.

Cloyster Says: (Jan 17th 2009, 8:55PM)

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*YOUR Steelix.

st0pid grmarr iszus

Sir Meta Knight Says: (Jan 8th 2009, 9:59AM)

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Oh look, a vagina.

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